Beer Tap Handles

I hope you have a Kegerator already or it will be a little lol Silly. You could mount a shelf above your Kegerator area or mini-bar, drill some holes and attach to this subject.

Or (OK really crazy idea) see if you can find an old pirate ship steering wheel, cut the ends and tie a barrel grip off of each end of the mast.

If you have a room where all of your buddies hang out or something, put them in there