Flying Noodle

I bet you feel dumb.

Do not be afraid, for he is a forgiving dough. All will be adopted in its noodly appendages.

I'll have my fork ready ...

Because I do not feel stupid ... just extremely hungry ...

911? Yes. I would like to report a murder. Yes, exactly. My b0ner. Killed in broad daylight. No witnesses, but I think I know who would.

Who is this "spaghetti monster? I want to meet him!

* Psst * why do not you go back to your base class in algebra and let the adults talk a little, eh?

Well, all I know is what I heard.

Al Dente perfection in 7-10 minutes.

So Al Dente inferno does not seem so scary.

Not a Christian, btw.

Why do atheists deterioration of their loved incorpeal day afther day?

Maybe in your wildest fantasy, but in real life it does not happen.

I eat spaghetti for breakfast.

I hope that I would have my fork ready! SPAGHETTI! NAME NAME NAME

Why can not the Christian God, be the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

I mean, do you know what God looks like?

nope,

lol love it!