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Sex & Wine - The Art of the pair of sperm & Wine

By Jenny Barbariba Email: jenny@barbariba.com
Website: http://www.barbariba.com/mag/vis_Home.html

Facts

Wine and sperm have a natural affinity and although it has been known for centuries by Greek and Egyptian civilizations, it remains to this day a taboo barely mentioned in good society. Today, not surprisingly, very few masters the art of pairing wine and semen despite the fact that he has much in common with a little wine and food guidelines.

There are two schools of wine parings and the same guidelines for every true pairing of wines and delicious sperm. The first is the "Birds of a Feather" theory, which suggests pairing wines light bodied with light food and full-bodied wines with heavier foods tastier. A wine body being the power and weight it feels in your mouth.

On the other hand, fans of tasting some suggest that opposites attract, that is to sweet wine, for example, is associated with food or acids.

A wine pairing and sperm effective technique based on similar guidelines do exist, and here's how it works.

First step: You must describe as precisely as possible, the taste of semen from your partner the same way to describe the flavors of a particular meal. The easiest way to do it.

Technical tasting semen
Ask your lover cum all in your mouth and roll on the tongue for a few seconds before swallowing. Breathe through your nose as you swallow. Your taste and smell work together.

Try whistling sperm around his mouth and swallow while you exhale through your nose. Some prefer to "chew" the semen before swallowing. Try each technique and see what works best for you.

Now, write down your impressions: Does it remind you of the taste of some fruit or anything something? Is it a bit on the sweet side or a little salty? Is it sour? Take note of its texture. Is it thin or thick? And finally, regarding the quantity, do you have a mouthful of semen, or just a drop shy? Feel free to take as many notes as you can, the more accurate you, the best match of the finals, you will.

The Art of Pairing Wine and sperm
In Step Two: With your comments in hand, follow these simple rules for better semen and wine:

For semen abundant and sticky with butter or cheese Brie like the taste, the best choice would be some wines at low viscosity such as:
A Red Zinfandel: This wonderful, rich, fruit packed and all American wine is ideal for lovers and sticky with semen taste like Brie bring with it a unique and exciting mix. My suggestion here: Leap Frog's 2005 Zinfandel, Napa Valley. This is the best of the best Red Zin to love!
Beaujolais: Beaujolais is very light red wine with a deliciously intense aroma and a subtle fruity floral bouquet that highlight the smooth side of the sperm. My choice here: In 2005, Potel Aviron Cote de Brouilly get your mouth ready for the oral administration of other delights.

For semen with a taste of sweet almond or fruit flavors, go with fruity white wines like these:
Chardonnay: I discovered that some chardonnays are among the best to strengthen all delicate almond favors sperm. The flavors go so well together that now I still prefer my Chardonnay with a small drop of semen in her, she gives an incredible charisma! I think we could describe this bond as a wonderful synergy. My suggestion here: In 2003, Schramsberg Blanc de Blancs will give you 3 orgasms in a row for free!
A Champagne: What's more magic than sex and champagne in this case means d.